Gadget GIft - USB Desktop Bouncer. Even Paris Hilton wouldn't get past this guy. Whenever you leave your workstation simply plug him into your computer's USB port for the ultimate desk protection. He'll sense and turn away any would be punter trying to interfere with your stuff with one of his six extra tough quotes ranging from "You're cruisin' for a bruisin'!" to "You're not welcome here!". Can be battery operated as well so he'll work even if your computer is turned off. Guaranteed to raise a laugh from anyone who is at the receiving end of his cockney diatribe.

> 1.2m USB lead included
> To stand alone, requires 3 x AAA batteries
> Stands 210mm high